Wednesday, July 21, 2010

My top 10 sleeping places that everyone should love!

10 - The top of the refrigerator - Who doesn't love the cool/warm affect and as an added bonus you can watch everything that is going on below you!

 9 - In a pile of warm laundry - It smells good and is soft, need I say more?

 8 - In a cardboard box - Get ultimate privacy while you nap. Note to all my cat friends:  Remember if you can't see them, they can't see you!

 7 - Stretched out on top of the exam table - It's cool and long, you can stretch out for miles and miles!

 6 - In my bed - Duh! I mean who couldn't sleep on nothing but the pure fluffiness of a pillow.

 5 - Under the doctor's desk - Shhhhhhh, it's a special cave just for you, and if you lay there long enough your people friends forget you're there and you get to pounce and bite at their feet when they are least expecting it!

 4 - On a comfy chair - It's soft and warm, and you can sharpen your claws without even having to get up.

 3 - Draped around my people friend's shoulders - you may not get any sleep, but nothing beats relaxing and getting a fun ride at the same time.

 2 - In my favorite tube (on my cat tree) - It's just the right size. Nobody else can fit into it, and it smells like catnip.

 and my ultimate FAVORITE sleeping place is...

1 - Smack in the middle of the treatment room floor - This might not sound like the coolest or most comfy place but if you are a cat and you get tired you just lay down wherever you feel like it. It is as simple as Tired = Time To Take A Nap, so just do it! You also get the pleasure of annoying others that have to step around or over you and make them envious that you can take a nap and they don't. So go on and lay down and relax...

My name is Chance and I am a cat.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

What cat has their very own elevator? ME, that's who!

The animal hospital where I live decided to purchase a new mobile lift table for my people friends to use to pick up and lower large dogs for exams. I guess because those goofy dogs can’t jump up on the table top like us cats. Dogs are just plain useless, why do people like them? Anyway so they purchased this table without my knowing it and low and behold I walk into the treatment room and I see a table that I think is just for me. It is only 12 inches off the ground when lowered which is purrrfect.

I used to love to jump up and walk across the exam tables and check out everything that was going on, but since my recent knee surgeries I haven’t been able to do this. So here I am today sitting on “my table” watching all my people friends wrestle with some crazy dogs and the next thing I know one of my people friends walks over and pushes this button thing and up I am going. WOW! It’s magic, or so I am told. I don’t really know what magic is but this could definitely be it.

So here I am on a table top high off the ground and I didn’t even have to jump up onto it. The best part is that it works both ways. This morning I had foolishly jumped up onto a counter-top and was trying to jump down (even though my people friends tell me not to and were trying to stop me) and then I see one of my people friends raise the lift table up to match the counter-top's height. So I walk onto my lift table and then down we go. How cool is this? I have my own personal elevator. My people friends are the best. My name is Chance, and I am a cat.